Klasyka komedii filmowej: scena identifikacji Edwarda Mazura

Poniewaz pomimo moich nawolywan (np. http://wtemaciemaci.salon24.pl/46668,index.html#comment_699394 ), rzad Polski nadal nie zrobil nic by ochronic narodowa wlasnosc intelektualna i artystyczna dokonan ich Ministerstwa “Sprawiedliwosci” pod nieustraszonym przywodztwem ministra “Niezbite Dowody” Ziobro, to pozwolilem sobie wziac inicjatywe w moje rece (dodatkowo zainspirowany opublikowaniem tutaj scenki autorstwa Rev. Soup) i niniejszym zastrzec w imieniu polskiego rzadu prawa autorskie do fragmentu scenariusza komedii filmowej opartej na ich szczegolnie wybitnym osiagnieciu.

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Starting on the left side of the room with only background height marks, MOVING slowly to the RIGHT along the 5’3″ – 5’7″ lines. Accompanied by a slow and low pitch MUSICAL SCORE on a tuba. Passing CLOSE-UPS of two EXTRAS: round, worn out faces of SLAVIC PEASANT TYPES with a moustache a la Walesa and dressed in dreary Eastern European outfits. A CHEST of a much taller man, dressed in a RED JACKET and a nice blue business shirt ENTERS AND FILLS FRAME. MOVING UP to the 5’9 – 6’3″ lines while MUSICAL SCORE turns to a farsical fast high pitch piccolo. CLOSE-UP of the bespectacled, CLEAN-SHAVED, and wordly face of:


MOVING DOWN again to the 5’3″ – 5’7″ lines as MUSICAL SCORE goes back to slow tuba and MAZUR’s CHEST FILLS FRAME again. MOVING RIGHT as before to pass CLOSE-UP of yet another SLAVIC PEASANT TYPE who is shaking his head sideways pointing towards MAZUR.


Full view of the LINEUP: EDWARD MAZUR (6’2″) surrounded by much shorter (5’5-5’6″) SLAVIC PEASANT TYPES: two on the left and one on the right. MUSICAL SCORE ends with a low pitch drum BANG.

Copyright (C) 2007 Dr.007, on behalf of the government of the Republic of Poland.


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